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(1)Knickname
The name given to the most perverse and warped member of each generation of Cutters.

(2)Noun
An ethno-lithgraphic term for a rare and unusual breed of Irish vagrant, renouned for their sexual deviance and devout worship of all things carnal.

Although a the first qwansy was a native of of the southern coast of Ireland sightings have been recorded as far apart as Vancouver, Morocco and Bosnia i Hercegovina.

In most cases, a qwansy (or qwansies in the plural) or sighted at tumultous, world shaking events. It is often cited in academic works that a qwansy was responsible for tearing down the first blocks of the Berlin wall with nothing but the flexing of his left, and weaker, bicep.

Qwansies are often seen riding in the back of 1994 Jeep Cherokee pick-ups.
(1) Here bey, I heard Qwansy was suppin offa some gooch down the mini park last night...

(2) You're some qwansy you bey...
qwansy by Mollusk-man November 3, 2008
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Quansymbulious

When someone adds too many punctuation marks in their text messages and emails. A message that has an unnecessary amount of punctuation marks.
Karen is known for sending quansymbulious txt messages when she's in a bad mood
Quansymbulious by Rachostopher January 22, 2021
He’s not just anybody, He’s Qwanyae!
qwanyae by goatedmedia August 6, 2021
BFF : do you know Qwanye

Friend : No why

BFF : you better fw him, he that nigga!
Qwanye by lyn_ November 22, 2021

Qwantyapaniunamatiauxanamanumaphobia 

The fear of being so bored you want to die
He has Qwantyapaniunamatiauxanamanumaphobia.
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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