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Quoist, (vulgar) a derivative of Moist and Queef. A wet explosive sound that comes from the vagina.
When she is so excited she quoists.
quoist by yoopergirl77 May 30, 2016
Related Words
quoist • quist • quistle • Quoits • quosting • Quista • Quister • Quistis • Quisting • QuOSt
A very cute girl who is usually cheerful and full of life.
Quisty loves to DDR.
Quisty by Ultimatetransfan September 26, 2004
Hot, like a hot chick. Word is mainly indigenous to Newton, Ma.
"Mush, she's a quistia jivel" meaning "dude, she's a hot chick."

Cock quoits 

A game played at New Years Eve in Melbourne when Corona Virus lockdown is reintroduced. The usual fireworks are cancelled so glow stick bracelets are skillfully tossed onto cock of the quoitee. In the event of deflation of the quoitee the quoit tosser is responsible for the level of hardness of the game. If cock becomes flaccid points are relinquished.

5 rings wins a prize.
Anthony came down from Albury to see the fireworks in Melbourne but they were cancelled. A game of Cock Quoits was the only solution to see see out 2020.
Cock quoits by Jadedcovid December 31, 2020
Australian slang for anus.
Shove it in ya quoit mate.
QUOIT by Joey Zippz August 1, 2012
Another word for sexy...or,uh,the instructor chick from FF8. She has a whip.
If you ever find a woman in real life that looks like Quistis, KEEP HER.
Quistis by 0niTTRay April 27, 2004
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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