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To congratulate someone on new found wealth.
man 1: my grandad died the other day.

man 2:oh dear mate, im sorry.

man 1:its alright he left me some inheritance

man 2: oh well, questle, how you gonna spend it?
Questle by Chris-toffer October 5, 2006
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To quistle, placing a whistle inbetween the vaginal flaps. And "fanny farting" to create pressure in the whistle to create a musical note
'Omg I just quistled !!!!'
quistle by Lulu goat ! January 10, 2014

quhistle 

A combination of queef and whistle,when an experienced pussy eater does the near impossible and makes a pussy produce a whistling sound.
"I made that ho' Quhistlelast night!"
quhistle by Pussy_whisperer99 January 15, 2014
1. The sound made upon release of a long held queef.

2. When a whistling sound is produced by the release of a hermit queef.
1. While Kellen was giving oral relations, he was secretly praying that his girlfriend wouldn't quistle in his face.
2. Dylan's girlfriend often quistle after a long day of sex.
Quistle by Mickies November 16, 2017

Queitlemorph 

A black albino midget who smokes a cigar through his ass
Hey, dude, isn't that a queitlemorph over there?
Man, he's going to get ass-lung cancer.
Queitlemorph by Smexxi97 October 9, 2010
A queef (usually premeditated) that's held in like a fart but slips out creating a whistle sound
Every time I hear a quistle it is followed with Loni blaming the dogs
Quistle by VAGINALHUMPERDINKPOSER November 28, 2017
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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