queertopia

1) an area with many male gays inhabiting a space surrounding a gay or straight person who may or may not love it.

2) anywhere there are a lot of fudge packing, loud shirt wearing, anorexic vegan, body hair waxing, antoine dodson sounding, limp wristed, lady gaga loving fruits.

3) any place comedian kathy griffin is performing stand up comedy.

1) Dude look at all these queers, this must be queertopia for you.

2) Holy shit! How did we get stuck in the middle of queertopia? We must leave this bar IMMEDIATELY!

3) I will not go to see Kathy Griffin live, she has such a huge gay following that the club is going to be a f*cking queertopia of epic proportions. Plus, Kathy Griffin sucks, is not funny and is annoying as hell anyways.

queertopia by maplebud.hb September 10, 2010

Queuetopia 

Term invented by Winston Churchill to describe communist countries in which there is an exceptional amount of queuing.

Churchill Fact: Churchill was renowned for not washing his hands after using the toilet. It's reported, he was once reprimanded by an older Etonian for not washing his hands after visiting the lavatory and was told.
"At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the lavatory", to which Churchill replied.
"At Harrow, they taught us not to piss on our hands".

Bert - You know I do love a good queue.
Terry - You should visist Russia. You'd love it, it's like a virtual queuetopia.

Queuetopia by Thomas Leone October 17, 2009