When a gay, and a woman with a bung eye (possibly a lesbian) assume a relationship as to divert peoples attention to their sexuality. Regularly in play with people ashamed of themselves, and men who spend too much time wearing womens glasses...
See also Biclops
Guy #1: Did you hear? Queer eye is fighting!
Guy #2: Day'm
Guy #1: Yeah I know! Could this be the final episode of Queereye?
Guy #2: I want that piece of ass...
Guy #1: WHAT?!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.