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Quanteen 

Quanteen is the name given to the number between five and six. It is found by dividing Tristan's variable by kristers fraction. The former is equal or not equal to the latter
Mrs Duffy: What did you get for question B Alex?
Alex: Mrs, is the answer quanteen?
Mrs Duffy: Yes that is correct.
Quanteen by Tristers December 21, 2022
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Queertrender

Someone who claims to be lesbian, gay, bisexual, pansexual, or another sexuality purely for attention and pity, or because others are queer. they normally are white female teens claiming to be bi only to never want to look at a girls body and obsess over fuckboys.
Isabelles Instagram page is full of lgbt pride reposts and bisexual flags yet irl her friends have confirmed she doesn't give a shit about the community, she just a queertrender. Isabelle is also what we call a bitch.
Queertrender by uwu.its.dakota February 11, 2019
A very caring, sweet, extremely attractive, tall, funny, understanding, and all around great guy.
1. That guy is almost a Quenten!

2. When I'm with Quenten, I'm quite happy.
Quenten by WeirdFreak October 5, 2010
Possibly the most attractive guy who has ever stepped foot on this earth. Tall, dark hair and blue eyes. He's a (tumblr boy) In his sleep! Definitely isn't a player and he doesn't go for the most attractive girls. Super sweet and funny! He also plays a whole bunch of sports and a BIG partier.
Girl 1: Look at Quenten he's so dreamy!!11!!

Girl 2: *sighs* Join the club
Quenten by basketball12345 October 28, 2013
A girl who misspells words on internet forums and uses this site as an actual dictionary.
Queentek: "asswhipe is correct, it's on urbandictionary"
queentek by frenzal00 October 17, 2006

quienten 

a sweet funny cute nerdy guy, who happens to be awesome and have a great name, who wheres the Sherlock coat like a man, can effectively communicate with the strangest people (including those who say they are pink unicorns) and dreams sweet doctor who dreams.
when I told quienten I was a unicorn he just went with it and we had a great conversation.
quienten by fire blazer January 22, 2014
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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