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The oversized belly of an individual who appears to be thin in regular clothes, yet has a disproportionably large tummy.

Source: Quatto was introduced in the 1990's movie Total Recall. Quatto lived in a man's stomach while visiting Mars and became famous for the phrase, "Quaid, Release your mind". Unfortunately, Quatto's acting career came to a screeching halt when he was shot in the head.
Seriously you stink Russ, stop feeding quatto buffalo wings?

Nice shirt Todd, but I didn't know we were bringing quatto to the party.

Let's stop here, Quatto's really hungry
quatto by Justin James September 5, 2005
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noun. a turd that becomes stuck to a wall or other object after being thrown or catapulted through the air.
I was sweeping out the hangar the other day, and spotted a big, nasty quatto.
quatto by Mr. North May 8, 2006
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Captain Quattro 

An example of a CHAR, a man that should be becoming the leader but is satisfied with being mere soldier. Many don't like his attitade of escaping from reality, so they don't want to be with him. Some are going to gather the information T.
*Excerpt from Kai Shiden's letter*

“to Hayato Kobayashi:

It was nice to see you again.

Do you know have many years have passed since I saw you last?

How’s your wife FRAW BAW and kids?

They sare should be happy with you.

I wish I were you.

Captain Quattro, he is a CHAR.

He should be becoming the leader but is satisfied with being mere soldier.

I really don’t like his attitade of escaping from reality.

So I don’t want to be with him.

I am going to gather the information T.”
Captain Quattro by SRX October 4, 2011
A quatloo is a monetary unit on the planet Triskelion which was used by the planet's Providers to bet on drill thrall competitions. (Star Trek Original Series: "The Gamesters of Triskelion")
I bid 50 quatloos on the newcomer.
quatloo by Dwight Shroote July 30, 2008

quattro cinco

the spanish word for four people (usually hispanics, but not necessarily so) drowning in quicksand
me: "Yo, heard there was another quattro cinco last night."
you: "Ain't it a bitch"
me: "I'm hungry, how 'bout mexican?"
you: "Dude, I'm fo sum o dat."
quattro cinco by spiderbesideher September 21, 2009

Quattlebombed 

The act of quattlebombing can be best described as getting "fucked over". This word is used widely throughout the military as subtle way of saying they were screwed over.
Brad Pitt quattlebombed Jennifer Aniston by leaving her for Angelina Jolie

Quattroed 

Taken from the finale of the second BBC series 'Ashes to Ashes', this has been taken from the legendary Gene Hunt as he runs over a completely bent copper in his almighty red Audi Quattro. Could be used in other situations to replace the common phrase, 'owned'.
*driving down the street in cool sports car, about to deal with an armed blag*
*spots bent police officer*
*runs over police officer*

"YOU'VE BEEN QUATTROED!"
Quattroed by LibMim June 8, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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