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quasp is a form off orgasming to achieve this form of orgasm you myst shove three whole milkjugs inside a washing machine flip the settings to the softest ones and turn it on and leave it like that for about 3 months and after these three months you will be left with a yellow tainted dairy produkt and to achieve quasp you must jerk off with this substance three times a week for a whole year (without showering for best results) and then and only then will you achieve the purest form of orgasm there is quasp (this only works if you are of pure aryan race and are female also you cant be pregnant or a non virgin)
omg stacy i quasped the other day

wow i must try that

yeah you really should
quasp by pappajoakim June 30, 2020
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quasp is a form off orgasming to achieve this form of orgasm you myst shove three whole milkjugs inside a washing machine flip the settings to the softest ones and turn it on and leave it like that for about 3 months and after these three months you will be left with a yellow tainted dairy produkt and to achieve quasp you must jerk off with this substance three times a week for a whole year (without showering for best results) and then and only then will you achieve the purest form of orgasm there is quasp (this only works if you are of pure aryan race and are female also you cant be pregnant or a non virgin)
omg stacy i quasped the other day

wow i must try that

yeah you really should
quasp by pappajoakim June 30, 2020
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quamputer 

A quantum computer (portmanteau of 'quantum' and 'computer')
Quamputers will revolutionise AI, machine learning, big data, and more.
quamputer by wordhatch May 22, 2022
An attractive girl/woman that radiates a stellar feminine quality (derived from the astronomy term of the same name meaning: an extremely luminous active galactic nucleus, in which a supermassive black hole with mass ranging from millions to billions of times the mass of the Sun is surrounded by a gaseous accretion disk.)
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
Quasar by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Quampsack 

An awkward person or thing that is weak and delicate like a pussy and a male scrotum.
Eugene is such a quampsack that they sprained their ankle running from a butterfly.
Quampsack by Dak Batemi November 15, 2022

quasihomosexual

people who legit fetishize gay men. they are attracted to gay men.
weirdo: oh wow, those men over there look so hot as a couple. i might be quasihomosexual
quasihomosexual by shumai February 15, 2021

quasi-stalk 

To almost but not really stalk someone.
The Vampire Diaries:
Caroline: I saw Katherine today
Stefan: Where?
Caroline: At The Grill. I just stopped by to gawk and quasi-stalk Matt.
quasi-stalk by Isabella de Luca November 23, 2011
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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