pyrochris 

Pyrochris (v.) - To lie about something on the internet, esp. on a discussion forum.

Pyrochris (n.) - An obvious lie.

Pyrochris (adj.) - One who practically lives in a dream world; one who blatantly lies about his status, possessions, and connections to brag and inflate his ego.

Pyrochris (v.) - To threaten to rat on someone after they expose you for being a pyrochris.

Dude, I know you're parents are rich but there's no way you could afford the Ferrari you're standing next to. Don't even try to pyrochris your way out of this one.

LOL, I'm sure you're friends with that guy in the video. He lives 3,000 miles away and is 30 years older. That's the biggest pyrochris I ever heard.

What? You're gonna report me to the cops cause I pointed out your lie? What a faggot.

If you find yourself saying the above sentences with one person in mind, chances are he/she is a pyrochris.

pyrochris by PyroNotChris February 3, 2007

Prochristinating 

Another level of procrastination reached only by those truly at peace with themselves

Anonymous person: Hey Chris. What are you up to?

Chris: I'm doing an essay. Get off my back.

Anonymous person: How much do you have left?

Chris: All of it

Anonymous person: Oh my. Why so?

Chris: I've been prochristinating all day long playing Mario Kart 64, going on facebook, and looking at holidays I wish I could be on

Anonymous person: That sounds far more interesting and productive than any essay. May I add, you are looking particularly handsome today Chris

Chris: Why, thank you Anonymous person. That's made my day.

Prochristinating by gonzo89cb June 2, 2010

pyrochionanthropomaniac

Someone who loves setting fire to snowmen.

DUDE! Put that snowman out! What are you, a pyrochionanthropomaniac or something?

pyrochionanthropomaniac by Imaginary Parsnip March 20, 2017

Pyrotheism 

Religios belief in that fire is the most superior element on earth.

An often common practice in climates of extreme low temperatures, due to the lack of heat from flames.

Orignated millions of years ago when cavemen first were able to contain flames, for their use of the perpetuation of the species. Often reffered to as the world's oldest religion.

Cavemen practiced Pyrotheism.

Pyrotheism by PUMANIO January 4, 2010

Prochristination 

Putting off attending church because it's too much work for a Sunday morning and a lot more fun just to stay in bed. Prochristination escalates once the beginning of football season starts.

Greg: "Hey Tim, let's go to church today. I heard there are a lot of cute girls in the congregation and I haven't gotten laid in a while."

Tim: "I think I'm just gonna engage in some prochristination and sleep in. Besides, the 49ers are on at 1!"

Prochristination by D-block Wilmington October 31, 2011

ProCHRISTinating 

Verb(v): To postpone matters related to Church/ Christ/ God/The Holy Bible/The Lamb/Morality/ Angels/ Bread/ Wine/ Christmas/ Easter/Baby Jesus/Lent/ Advent/Cross/ Gospels/Confession/Saints/Prayer...etc.

As in, if you miss a hundred days of church and you have to make it ALL up right before you die....

Catherine: "Felicia what are you doing?"
Felicia: "Just facebooking."
Catherine: "Aren't you suppose to be at church"
Felicia: "Nah, I have plenty of time."
Catherine: "You know all that proChristinating is going to catch up to you."
Felicia: "Alright, I'll send a prayer...right after I watch Desperate Housewives."

ProCHRISTinating by CAFE100 October 19, 2010

Prochriate 

Being able to create something by yourself. A synonym for procreate.

Marco can prochriate

Prochriate by Prochriate August 17, 2019