Pyrochris (v.) - To lie about something on the internet, esp. on a discussion forum.
Pyrochris (n.) - An obvious lie.
Pyrochris (adj.) - One who practically lives in a dream world; one who blatantly lies about his status, possessions, and connections to brag and inflate his ego.
Pyrochris (v.) - To threaten to rat on someone after they expose you for being a pyrochris.
Pyrochris (n.) - An obvious lie.
Pyrochris (adj.) - One who practically lives in a dream world; one who blatantly lies about his status, possessions, and connections to brag and inflate his ego.
Pyrochris (v.) - To threaten to rat on someone after they expose you for being a pyrochris.
Dude, I know you're parents are rich but there's no way you could afford the Ferrari you're standing next to. Don't even try to pyrochris your way out of this one.
LOL, I'm sure you're friends with that guy in the video. He lives 3,000 miles away and is 30 years older. That's the biggest pyrochris I ever heard.
What? You're gonna report me to the cops cause I pointed out your lie? What a faggot.
If you find yourself saying the above sentences with one person in mind, chances are he/she is a pyrochris.
LOL, I'm sure you're friends with that guy in the video. He lives 3,000 miles away and is 30 years older. That's the biggest pyrochris I ever heard.
What? You're gonna report me to the cops cause I pointed out your lie? What a faggot.
If you find yourself saying the above sentences with one person in mind, chances are he/she is a pyrochris.
by PyroNotChris February 3, 2007
Get the pyrochris mug.Anonymous person: Hey Chris. What are you up to?
Chris: I'm doing an essay. Get off my back.
Anonymous person: How much do you have left?
Chris: All of it
Anonymous person: Oh my. Why so?
Chris: I've been prochristinating all day long playing Mario Kart 64, going on facebook, and looking at holidays I wish I could be on
Anonymous person: That sounds far more interesting and productive than any essay. May I add, you are looking particularly handsome today Chris
Chris: Why, thank you Anonymous person. That's made my day.
Chris: I'm doing an essay. Get off my back.
Anonymous person: How much do you have left?
Chris: All of it
Anonymous person: Oh my. Why so?
Chris: I've been prochristinating all day long playing Mario Kart 64, going on facebook, and looking at holidays I wish I could be on
Anonymous person: That sounds far more interesting and productive than any essay. May I add, you are looking particularly handsome today Chris
Chris: Why, thank you Anonymous person. That's made my day.
by gonzo89cb June 2, 2010
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by Imaginary Parsnip March 20, 2017
Get the pyrochionanthropomaniac mug.Religios belief in that fire is the most superior element on earth.
An often common practice in climates of extreme low temperatures, due to the lack of heat from flames.
Orignated millions of years ago when cavemen first were able to contain flames, for their use of the perpetuation of the species. Often reffered to as the world's oldest religion.
An often common practice in climates of extreme low temperatures, due to the lack of heat from flames.
Orignated millions of years ago when cavemen first were able to contain flames, for their use of the perpetuation of the species. Often reffered to as the world's oldest religion.
Cavemen practiced Pyrotheism.
by PUMANIO January 4, 2010
Get the Pyrotheism mug.Putting off attending church because it's too much work for a Sunday morning and a lot more fun just to stay in bed. Prochristination escalates once the beginning of football season starts.
Greg: "Hey Tim, let's go to church today. I heard there are a lot of cute girls in the congregation and I haven't gotten laid in a while."
Tim: "I think I'm just gonna engage in some prochristination and sleep in. Besides, the 49ers are on at 1!"
Tim: "I think I'm just gonna engage in some prochristination and sleep in. Besides, the 49ers are on at 1!"
by D-block Wilmington October 31, 2011
Get the Prochristination mug.Verb(v): To postpone matters related to Church/ Christ/ God/The Holy Bible/The Lamb/Morality/ Angels/ Bread/ Wine/ Christmas/ Easter/Baby Jesus/Lent/ Advent/Cross/ Gospels/Confession/Saints/Prayer...etc.
As in, if you miss a hundred days of church and you have to make it ALL up right before you die....
As in, if you miss a hundred days of church and you have to make it ALL up right before you die....
Catherine: "Felicia what are you doing?"
Felicia: "Just facebooking."
Catherine: "Aren't you suppose to be at church"
Felicia: "Nah, I have plenty of time."
Catherine: "You know all that proChristinating is going to catch up to you."
Felicia: "Alright, I'll send a prayer...right after I watch Desperate Housewives."
Felicia: "Just facebooking."
Catherine: "Aren't you suppose to be at church"
Felicia: "Nah, I have plenty of time."
Catherine: "You know all that proChristinating is going to catch up to you."
Felicia: "Alright, I'll send a prayer...right after I watch Desperate Housewives."
by CAFE100 October 19, 2010
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