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1) Similar to pwn, it is to own, one through a video game, or a competetive game.
Hey, Ethan, you just got Pwnzord!
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Pwnzordorizatinagatate 

The ultimate in pwning. Finishes off the set of owning one is capable of: own, pwn, pwnage, pwnzord, pwnzordorizatinagatate. Can only be used in the most extreme instances of someone getting pwned. Misuse of the word could, in turn, classify you as a noob and or even a cheeseman. The word is only to be used by those who are treated as royalty in the fields of gaming, or even life. Can add a -d for past tense, or an -s to define ones skill. (ex. 1. "You got pwnzordorizatinagatated!" 2. "Man, Paris pwnzordorizatinagatates like it's his job, eh?"
#1

Paris: 1 v 1? I don't know about this...
Eric: Oh yeah... Want some? Get some!!
Eric: Wait, what the hell?!? Nooooo!! *owned!*
Eric: No, again?!! *pwned!*
Eric: Christ! Three times?!! *pwnage!!*
Eric: Holy roffle copter!!! *!PWNZORD!*
Eric: Not funny... *PWNZORDORIZATINAGATATED!!!!!!!*
Paris: 1 v 1 not so easy, huh buddy?
Eric: :'(
Paris: Cry more noob.

#2

Being hit by a car while getting struck by lighting as a bird deficates on your head and your voice cracking as you go to scream for help is perfect grounds for someone to look at you and say, "pwnzordorizatinagatated!!".
1. The act of pwning
2. The past tense of pwn
1. I JUST GOT PWNZ0RD!

2. I pwnz0rd n00bz 4 lyf3.
Pwnz0rd by sk33lz June 2, 2007
Variation of pwnd. Pronounced "Pown-zored". To be beaten down good and hard, never to rise again without being pwnd and pwnd and pwnd again and again and again. In a word: pwnzrd.
Dude, I totally pwnzrd those n00bz at CT, HALO 2, and even Pong. They are the lamest of the lame.
pwnzrd by Dean Webb November 16, 2006
The word pwnzerd derived from the word pwnd, which came from the word ownd. Pwnzerd is basically the past tense of pwn.

Pwnzerd (pone-zerd): the total domination of something or someone
Gamer 1: Dude, did you see that uber-sweet kill?

Gamer 2: Yeah, that guy got pwnzerd!
Pwnzerd by AddiSAWN January 16, 2010
1. Being Owned by GSM
My name is N00b and I was Pwnzard.
Pwnzard by GSM December 2, 2004