pwmed

A derivative of pwned. Pwmed is where someone overwhelmingly wins an argument or displays one's wittiness through the use of a poem.

When designer hats no longer work,
And no more is your golden tan,
When round your eyes the wrinkles lurk,
A pint of plain is your only man!

You've just been pwmed, muddafukka!

by The Freebird October 18, 2008

Pweedy

You might've seen this word being used as a hashtag #pweedy in instagram posts and chats. This is nothing but just a way of saying Pretty.

A baby-talk way, I guess.

The same way sorry becomes sowie when you're trying to be cute.

Hey, how's this dress looking on me?

-Omg! It's so pweedy 😍

by Ennayl May 21, 2018

pwned

A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.

"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

OR

"That team totally pwned us."

by Daniel Rivera April 11, 2003

pistol pwned

1. When you play an FPS and you, with your pistol, dominate an opponent who has a much more powerful weapon.

2. Bashing to death a player with your pistol.

<Player 1> (pistol kills) <Player 2>
<player 1>: Oh snap! Pistol pwned you!

by mchesney August 29, 2006

omega pwned

when the pwnage has reached such an extent that one cannot be pwned any more. the ultimate and final pwn.

guy 1: did you see joe?

guy 2: no, why?

guy 1: well, he went in to get his appendix removed and they got him confused with the transexual. now his outie is an in.

guy 2: omega pwned.

by holly molly August 19, 2006

pwped

pawned and raped at the same time. Usually in video games.

A:Haha I pwped you hard.
B:Shut up!
A:Lol i win... hey!
C:Haha i double pwped you.

by The Fcukenator February 20, 2009

Pwned by a Chick

To completely fail as a man in either terms of video games, driving, BBQing, or any other event that a real MAN would never lose to a chick.

Me: F**k that guy can out drift me any day.. Friend: you know that's a chick driving right? Me: BULLSHIT!!!! Friend: How does it feel to be pwned by a chick!?!

by Xero _ Manifest December 5, 2010