purtune 

Like the word opportune but way more intellutual so to speak.
Shorter word to say
Easier word to spell
Reminds you of chicken because of it's similiar spelling and pronunciation of Purdue's Chicken.

I could make myself puke at any purtune time if I wanted to.

purtune by Jilly Lagasse March 17, 2007

Purdune 

Person who makes a video game "kill" after most of the hit points are taken away by other players. Also can be used as a verb with Purduned.

That Purdune killed the tank I was shooting. He Purduned my kill!

Purdune by Purdune June 26, 2019

purtneer 

Almost, nearly or in the vicinity of.

Bubba purtneer lost his manhood practicing quickdraw with his Kimber Custom TLE .45 ACP.

purtneer by harry flashman July 21, 2003

purtugent 

Someone who is very well versed with simple insults, and uses them in every verbal confrontation they get into.
Also, These people often recycle their insults according to somebody's physical characteristics, including race, height, weight, etc.

Ex.1
Friend: Hey man I heard you lost a football game.
You: Shut ITTTTTTTTT.

Ex.2
Friend: Hey man I heard you lost a football game.
You: Shutty CURRY (Indian)

I am so purtugent.

purtugent by ChriSTieKREW December 2, 2009

Purtnear 

On the verge of beginning something;
On the edge of ending something;
Or an object that is almost the same as something else

I’m purtnear done building this engine.
That cake looks purtnear like the one in the cookbook.

Purtnear by Nakedtagz June 13, 2023