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What a scrub thinks is hot shit but is actually kind of creepy and really gay. He/she will wear it on his/her shoes thinking it's a style but no one will like it and make fun of him/her for it. This can be made only gayer if it is worn on just one shoe. That is the epitome of gay.
Look at my purple shoelace guys I'm so cool.

Purple shoelaces are really fucking gay bro. You look like a tool and a half.
by shakeandbake12345 March 07, 2011
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