A polite and harmless word for a penis.

Used in conversation when swearing or using a stronger word such as 'cock' would be frowned upon.

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"My Goodness, Vicar! You've got a huge Pipini! You'll split me in half with that thing"

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Pupienus

A Roman emperor, one of many known as "The Barracks Emperors" which was a series of emperors who ascended to the throne by staging military coups, and ruled for a short time before themselves being deposed. Pupienus in particular ruled for roughly 2 months from February to May 238 a.d.

His fuckin' name sounds like Poopy Anus, man. Best emperor ever.

Guy #1: Dude I just shat, i have a Pupienus.
Guy #2: You mean you have a fairly insignificant Roman emperor?
Guy #1: Yeah.

Pupienus by Schlong McFondle May 8, 2007

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Pulin

If Pulin has 1,000,000 fans, im one of them. If Pulin has 1,000 fans im one of them. If Pulin has 10 fans, im one of them. If Pulin has 0 fans, i never existed. I breathe for Pulin. I live for Pulin. I love Pulin. I'm Pulin's biggest supporter. I'm Pulin's pen. I'm Pulin's heater.

If you have Pulin in your life, you will notice that you will be so much happier. Life will make sense, the world will be more colourful. You will be so loaded with energy and motivation that you do all your work and all the things you wanted to do in an instant.

Ps: For faster results, get two Pulin's!

Pulin by veryveryrealsoda April 14, 2022

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Pulin

A very kind and loving person. The girl who dates him is the luckiest person in the world. He never makes a girl disappointed.

Oh u dating him, that's so pulin.

Pulin by Immortal_soul November 23, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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