The man, the myth, the legend of PunkBat. Some say he is not real, while others are determined by his existence. He is a discord mod of all discord mods, some say he is the best one out there, a Jesus-like entity who loves all. He is a sexy beast and appears to everyone differently, however different he may seem, he still appears to everyone as a tall handsome man with great abs and works out twelve times a week. The dream that women never get to see. A real man. PunkBat is real, and some say everyone will encounter him at least once in their life. Have you met PunkBat yet?
This is a horrible thing to call somebody. It's not a slur but it's almost as bad. It's a horrible thing to say that you only say to people you absolutely hate.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.