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punchable face 

When someone has got the kind of face that irritates you to the point of wanting to punch them
That bitch ass Talyn has gotta have the school achievement for most punchable face
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Puckadow 

When you drink Sake and you fuck your baby momma momma in the ass
I went to Nenas house and I puckadowed her mom all night long
Puckadow by Brandy69 April 10, 2017

Punkaplex 

It's any organism that engages in fuck shit but does it in such a boss way that the fuck shit is negated. Punka represents the fuck shit within us and plex represents the boss.
Steve: I heard John fucked his best friend's girl

Will: Really? No way!

Steve: But shit that man a punkaplex cause she paid him to do it.

Will: Oh shit, true.
Punkaplex by OliBooker132 January 2, 2018
I decided to masturbate while looking at puckapow on the internet.
puckapow by pancho panochas January 13, 2008

punchable face 

The shape of a persons face that tempts people to punch them without good, justifiable reason.

Ex. I don't dislike Sam, he just as a punch able face, that's all.
Nicholas Cage has a punchable face in every movie he's ever been in
punchable face by Cspiegs September 11, 2013

punkaloonks

A metaphor symbolising a woman's flower. It is often placed on a pedestal and greatly sought after by men who desire the sweet taste of oyster juices. Many have failed and been driven to depression, but those who have drank from it are overcome by lust becoming insanely addicted. It is the most powerful force on this earth.
Daisy was wearing only a t-shirt and I could see her punkaloonks when she sat down
punkaloonks by 'dris November 6, 2009
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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