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A person who realizes their life is pointless and participates in unprogressive activities such as masturbating or smoking weed
Guy 1: Dude I think I want to kill myself, I'm just going to jack off without eating until I starve to death.

Guy 2: You're a fucking pueyo.
Pueyo by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016
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peyote orgasm 

when an orgasm is so good you immediately fall into a state of semi-conscious hallucinogenic bliss.
"allison's peyote orgasm was so good she started muttering something about lizards and numb feet."

or,

"hey, what happened... did i black out?"

"no sweetie, i just gave you a peyote orgasm. and now i know how you feel about dancing grapes."
peyote orgasm by polarpig October 7, 2009
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Don Peyote 

Someone who leads you on a fantastic, most likely impossible and quite possibly fatal drug-induced quest for more drugs.
When I was down in Mazitlan we scored some good weed from these German tourists that were staying at the resort with us but it wasn't enough for Erik. He started asking some Mexicans about getting some coke, we got on the back of some guys Motorcycle, drove out to the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night and behind the shadiest bar I've ever seen he scored a bag but we are lucky, and not that I'm not grateful but that could have gone bad. Really that Don Peyote is going to get us killed some day.
Don Peyote by Sancho's Panther October 6, 2008

puyo puyo 

Puyo Puyo is something you say when you score a chain of 4 against that vain bastard, Satan.
Fire! Ice Storm! Full Power! Puyo Puyo!
puyo puyo by LemoLemonyny September 19, 2017

PeeYourChannel 

some YouTube Troll/Spammer A.K.A. BoratSpammer and 6nv (his actual YouTube Account) He hates the Jonas Brothers and Anime with a burning passion. He also loves to spam the Jonas Brothers YT channel and troll all the Fans
JBfan1: OMFG.. today PeeYourChannel trolled about 100+ Jonas Fans!

JBfan2: That sucks! i hate Trolls, i hope they all get Suspended!
PeeYourChannel by PeeYourChannel August 8, 2009

Peyow Peyow 

Used in the same way as "Humina Humina Humina", it (1)indicates a hot chick or (2)the act of knocking boots.

Is often accompanied by a pelvis thrusting action.

Origin: From a semi-popular New Zealand TV series, Brotown.
(1)A hot chick walks past, Guy #1 says, "Peyow Peyow!"
Guy #2 says, "Where?"

(2)Guy #1 says, "Man I got some Peyow Peyow this morning."

Pronounced : Pee-yow Pee-yow

Peyote Ugly 

A human being so repugnant that no amount of mind altering substances could possibly make them attractive.
That girl is Peyote Ugly.
Peyote Ugly by Jburkett85 September 19, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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