puddelglum 

When someone is sad or depressed or always negitive.

Puddelglum is a character in "The silver chair", one of the Chronicles of narnia. He would always say, "It's probably going to rain, I shouldn't wonder" even when it was clear as a bell.

Joe: We are probably not going to get a raise this year.
Fred: dude, don't be so puddelglum all the time.

puddelglum by bezel333 January 1, 2006

puddlegluming

To sit in a full bathtub while the shower is also on. It's like sitting in a puddle in a summer thunderstorm, like a frog, marinating in your misery, possibly crying until you only have frog problems, like wrinkly webbed feet. Named after the pessimistic but slightly whimsical marshwiggle, Puddleglum, from the Chronicles of Narnia. Bring the rainfall experience to your bath.

"When I'm sad, I like to puddleglum. It's like crying in the shower but better."
"I spent an entire day puddlegluming after we broke up. I looked like a wet raisin."
"If I was a marshwiggle, I'd be puddlegluming too."
"Puddlegluming sounds fun."

puddlegluming by retrochrom August 28, 2025

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004