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pseudojap

The prefix Pseudo (Greek word meaning lying, false) is used to describe somthing as false or pretending, and Jap being the the shortened form of Japanese are combined into one word to describe a person of asian descent who is not 100% asian.
"I can't tell, is that guy asian?"
"Kind of, he's a pseudojap."
by Insignia17 May 7, 2009
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pseudojuana

A term that can be used to describe anything that looks like marijuana. Oregano and certain types of moss can look like marijuana and can, therefore, be used instead of marijuana to fool people.
I went downtown to score some weed but the mothafucka gave me some pseudojuana, so I shot his ass.
by ChargeItUp April 7, 2006
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pseudodating

A pseudodate is a planned event that occurs between strictly two people when at least one person thinks they may be into the other.

One doesn't have to pay for everything on a pseudodate, but if picking up the tab can be pulled off then it could mean real dates lie in one's future.

Also, pseudodating other people at the same time is always a good thing.
Dude you are teh 1337sauce for pseudodating 3 chicks in a day!!
by Pwns Zimon April 13, 2008
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pseudopatriot

Bill O'Reilly is a pseudopatriot.
by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008
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pseudogarboyle

Any creature that emerges from a pokeball and purports a noncombatant air whilst engendering violent ends with atleast 80% certainty, either through self-induced or progeny-induced means.
PSEUDOGARBOYLE CHANCEY- Chancey produces three eggs, which may themselves be used as throwing items.
For simplicity, let P(atleast one egg being effectively thrown)= P(all eggs falling or being thrown off of the map or left unused).
Now we can ignore those contributions since the probability of the former occurrance more than offsets the probability of the latter occurrance.

The CHANCE, since 13 of 16 items are damaging, that atleast one egg contains a damage-inflicting item is

P(atleast 1 egg contains damaging item) = 100% * (1 - (3/16)^3) = 99.34%.

Chancey breeds violence through progeny-induced means with over 99% certainty.

PSEUDOGARBOYLE CLEFAIRY- Clefairy mimics one of the other 12 pokemon, and since only 2 of these are pure garboyles, the probability that Clefairy mimics a violent pokemon, P(mimicking violence)= 100% * (10/12) = 83.33%.

Through self-induced means, Clefairy engenders violence with over 83% certainty.
by Joseph Fry June 14, 2007
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Pseudofat

A false piece of fat, made from synthetic rubber. Surgically added to patients who have lost skin in accidents. Or given to anorexic people recovering. Also used to add fat to people
The young anorexic boy was so skinny the doctor said the only way to keep him Alive was by adding pseudofat.
by Yona hex July 10, 2012
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Pseudogay

The act of pretending to be Gay,in order to avoid unnecessary relations with the opposite sex at a given time.
Phill:Hey...I love tom...he's such a good guy.
Alex:I love him too..but he's kinsey six Gay...he blew off that hot blonde at my party.
Phill:lol...no dude...he just pseudogayed her cause his into brunettes now...
Alex:nice...
by Sahand666 September 22, 2012
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