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pseudojuana 

A term that can be used to describe anything that looks like marijuana. Oregano and certain types of moss can look like marijuana and can, therefore, be used instead of marijuana to fool people.
I went downtown to score some weed but the mothafucka gave me some pseudojuana, so I shot his ass.
pseudojuana by ChargeItUp April 7, 2006

pseudodating 

A pseudodate is a planned event that occurs between strictly two people when at least one person thinks they may be into the other.

One doesn't have to pay for everything on a pseudodate, but if picking up the tab can be pulled off then it could mean real dates lie in one's future.

Also, pseudodating other people at the same time is always a good thing.
Dude you are teh 1337sauce for pseudodating 3 chicks in a day!!
pseudodating by Pwns Zimon April 13, 2008

pseudopatriot 

n. a war mongering, flag waiving corporate whore.
Bill O'Reilly is a pseudopatriot.
pseudopatriot by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008

pseudogarboyle 

Any creature that emerges from a pokeball and purports a noncombatant air whilst engendering violent ends with atleast 80% certainty, either through self-induced or progeny-induced means.
PSEUDOGARBOYLE CHANCEY- Chancey produces three eggs, which may themselves be used as throwing items.
For simplicity, let P(atleast one egg being effectively thrown)= P(all eggs falling or being thrown off of the map or left unused).
Now we can ignore those contributions since the probability of the former occurrance more than offsets the probability of the latter occurrance.

The CHANCE, since 13 of 16 items are damaging, that atleast one egg contains a damage-inflicting item is

P(atleast 1 egg contains damaging item) = 100% * (1 - (3/16)^3) = 99.34%.

Chancey breeds violence through progeny-induced means with over 99% certainty.

PSEUDOGARBOYLE CLEFAIRY- Clefairy mimics one of the other 12 pokemon, and since only 2 of these are pure garboyles, the probability that Clefairy mimics a violent pokemon, P(mimicking violence)= 100% * (10/12) = 83.33%.

Through self-induced means, Clefairy engenders violence with over 83% certainty.
pseudogarboyle by Joseph Fry June 14, 2007

Pseudofat 

A false piece of fat, made from synthetic rubber. Surgically added to patients who have lost skin in accidents. Or given to anorexic people recovering. Also used to add fat to people
The young anorexic boy was so skinny the doctor said the only way to keep him Alive was by adding pseudofat.
Pseudofat by Yona hex July 10, 2012

Pseudogay 

The act of pretending to be Gay,in order to avoid unnecessary relations with the opposite sex at a given time.
Phill:Hey...I love tom...he's such a good guy.
Alex:I love him too..but he's kinsey six Gay...he blew off that hot blonde at my party.
Phill:lol...no dude...he just pseudogayed her cause his into brunettes now...
Alex:nice...
Pseudogay by Sahand666 September 22, 2012
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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