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property tax

Fred: Yay. I bought a house worth $200,000. Woohoo!

Government: Okay Fred. Gimme $5000 NOW.

Fred: WTF?

Government: Do you not get it? I said give me $5000 now, and you will do so every year you numbskull. It's called the "property tax". If you don't, I will seize your house.

Fred: What???? But it is my property. Why are you forcibly taking away a part of it.

Government: Because you're my bitch.
property tax by 1nfid3l June 24, 2011
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Property tax

The amount of money it takes to keep your woman or girlfriend happy based on a weekly or monthly basis.
"Man, your girl is totally draining your wallet.",
"For sure. She has a higher property tax than my last girl."
Property tax by Koden October 14, 2013

property tax

A fee imposed by the host for the usage of their place
Hey, can we roll a blunt in here?

Sure, as long as I get property tax.
property tax by williestile August 28, 2009

property tax control 

It means that when a government body allows a new business to move into an area ,they will often not require the company to pay property taxes for a period of time, often for many years. It's a huge benefit to the government and the business because property tax control limits taxes for some businesses.