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a video recording which was originally captured on VHS or some other non-digital media, so as to make it more difficult to load on YouTube
A: "Hey man, you should put a video of your show on the web"
B: "Nah, it is pretube, so that would be a pain in the ass."
pretube by K.Game April 24, 2008
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mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.
"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!

pretubescent 

Describes immature, retarded and extremely unwitty comments on youtube that serve as an indication of the writers age.
This guy on Youtube keeps saying that my mother sucked his dick, it´s starting to upset me.

Don´t listen to him, he´s probably only about twelve , he´s a pretubescent.

Protuber 

Person who claims to be an expert on a topic because they watched a youtube video.
Albert is a protuber of personal finance.
Protuber by JerzBee July 15, 2014

prepubescent 

The period of life before puberty, marked by increased growth. Associated with purity, innocence, and simplicity of life.
Rachelle: "According to Mary Phipher's "Reviving Ophelia", young girls who are prepubescent are experiencing their purest sense of self before adulthood."
prepubescent by Nancy Chandler January 7, 2007
Before you go out to the club, you just lube your ass up with what you got at home just in case you get fucked tonight somewhere random
Hey gurl, there gonn be some hot tops at the party tonight - you better prelube
Prelube by bottomqueen June 2, 2018

prepubescent boner 

Kids on HALO 3 live, also known as high pitches, who say they're having sex, but really they're nine and just have a prepubescent boner
im a little kid on X Box live, I have a prepubescent boner, let's go hump pillows. (Him to his brother/friend (male))
prepubescent boner by Boner lovin' November 7, 2007
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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