prememe 

The events that occur prior to birthing a meme that result in its creation. A colloquialism created by a friend or coworker that becomes a viral phenomenon on the Internet.

Examples of prememes include...

1.) I read something interesting yesterday. YOUR EMAILS. - Overly Attached Girlfriend Meme

2.) Hey I just met you and this is crazy so here's my iPhone and tape me maybe. - "Call Me Maybe" Meme

3.) DEAL WITH IT. - Obama Wins Re-Election Meme

prememe by RJ Nabisco & Barbie 666 January 18, 2013

premember 

To foretell - accurately.
A regular verb.
Just as remember is in the past - after an event looking back, so premember is something you do before an event, looking ahead.

Just as the French have a phrase 'deja vu' we English use premember; so - "Shall we premember the score of tonight's big match?"
or
"There he sits, premembering his order at the chip shop."
"Yeah, and I'll have a large cod with vinegar, no salt; d'you reckon he'll premember that?"

premember by railtracksurvivor January 16, 2009

premeeting 

The spontaneous gathering that takes place in office restrooms five minutes before the top of the hour.

Guy one: I've got a meeting at ten, and Dick gets a little pissed if we take a break before it's over.
Guy two: Yea, I'm in the same meeting. so I thought I'd better drop in for the premeeting too.

premeeting by techwriterTed August 16, 2013

premumediaphobia 

extreme, but not necessarily irrational, fear when opening up a news app in the morning to find out what Donald Trump tweeted last night.

Trump supporters probably do no suffer from premumediaphobia.

premumediaphobia by ohyouknow2002 January 12, 2017

Premmed out 

"Premmed out" describes the appearence of a woman over 30, cougar, who uses Premarin to achieve a youthful, sensual appearence.

"Premmed" is derived from Premarin, the Hormone Replacement Therapy drug derived from Pregnant Mare Urine.

Premarin is one of the most prescribed drugs in the U.S.

"I was at the bar the other night and it was a cougar feeding frenzy. Some of these women are 50 and are so Premmed out that they look 30."

Premmed out by Steven Gallanter January 7, 2008

premember 

A mental exercise to prepare your brain so that you remember something in the future.

Clark premembered to turn down the heat when he got home later that evening so he'd be able to sleep well.

premember by fabralind November 8, 2023

premeet skeet 

Masterbating the night before a track meet

Our track team does a premeet skeet before championships each year

premeet skeet by Austinthetrackdude May 6, 2014