premature ejacusend 

When you accidently press the send button before you've finished typing the full message. Can occur while texting or email.

Guy 1: "Oh, man I just texted my girlfiiend that "I'd love to have a b"

Guy 2: "What?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I didn't get to finish the sentence cause I accidently had a premature ejacusend. I was going to tell her I'd love to have a beer with her. "

premature ejacusend by jlowe1964 January 19, 2010

Premature Ejacuspending 

When you spend money that you think you won in a bet before the wager is actually over. In some cases could result in you being down more money then when you first made the bet.

" Man I am premature ejacuspending the money that I bet on the superbowl"

-"What if the Steelers dont win"

-"Then i am screwed and shouldnt have ejacuspent that money"

Premature Ejacuspending by javy06 February 25, 2011