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precious baby 

This term is used to describe a character that someone loves, (almost always a cinnamon roll in this case) but be careful when you use this description... usually when someone calls them this, the said character ends up in a roleplay scenario that usually leads to their tragic (but also slightly lewd) death.
Girl 1: "I love Tony! He's such a precious baby!"
Girl 2: "WAIT, NOOO! NOT TONY!!!"
Girl 1: "Don't worry, he'll be fine! I will protect my precious baby."

*three weeks later...*

Girl 1: "Sooo, remember how I loved Tony a few weeks ago?"
Girl 2: "Yeah. Did you do what I think you did?"
Girl 1: "...Alright, maaaybe I acted out a roleplay where he got turned tiny... and he went through a deadly buttcrush... ahahaha~"
Girl 2: "jUsT wHaT i ThOuGhT."
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precious baby 

When a person describes a baby as "Precious" they are basically saying "Your baby is ugly as fuck, don't take pictures with that thing, keep it out of the light.... With all due respect."

If a person calls your child Precious you reserve the right to whoop their ass (the person rendering the adjective, not the baby).
(In Church) Oh, look at him. He looks just like you! Has your nose and everything, he's such a precious baby .

As they walk away they're praying for your child.
precious baby by Yea_That's_Me March 11, 2016

Baby Precious 

Noun
Someone (usually a male) who takes forever to get ready for anything and usually has no idea he's being a pain in the ass.
Mr. X: "Let's go! What are we waiting for?"
Mr. Y: "Baby Precious is still getting ready. Hey Baby Precious! You almost done?"
Baby Precious (while adjusting his shirt in a mirror): "Hold on a sec!"
Baby Precious by LekSickOn April 4, 2009

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026