prankanoid 

when you execute a prank on someone so perfectly, that they start to become paranoid.

jerry: "dude, yesterday i walked under my tree in my front yard, ana a crapload of water balloons fell on me. i went inside to dry off and all my white towels were covered in mayo."
michael: "thats crazy"
(michael has pranked jerry)
jerry: how long has that car been there? someone is out to get me man. the are everywhere. you gotta get me outta here!
michael: "haha! i got you man! it was all me! i did it when you were out yesterday! haha!"
jerry: "man thats not funny! i was completely prankanoid you jerk! im gonna get you back man!"

prankanoid by johnney napalm January 27, 2008

pronanoid 

Pronanoid; The paranoia parents have of their children watching porn, even if its a one minute sex scene in an hour long movie.

Son (watching movie)
Dad (comes by during a sex scene)
Dad; SON, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING???
Son; Omg dad, stop being so pronanoid!

pronanoid by pronanoidd February 11, 2009

piranhanoid 

To be deathly afraid to go in the water for fear of being attacked by piranhas.

"A woman should never enter the river when menstruating, as this may attract piranhas. This is why so many women are totally piranhanoid."

piranhanoid by steve freund March 18, 2008