pozzler 

A male or female whore,

A male or female who gallivants around town looking for sex. A predator, one who's physical and mental attributes knowingly attracts people with objective of sex

Brian is a Pozzler , Elizabeth is a pozzler .
Hey check out that pozzler over there.
Yeah he/she is a pozzler

pozzler by Wrenchpusher February 20, 2017

The Pizzler 

A theoretical super villain that can control male genitalia at will. Some known applications of the Pizzler's powers include: forcing any pizzle to attain an erection, causing any pizzle to attain an orgasm, altering the size, shape, and consistency of any pizzle, pizzle explosion, and altering any part of his body into a prehensile pizzle or pizzles.

Females are known to be The Pizzler's greatest weakness, as his powers can not affect them directly. Additionally, attractive females may cause The Pizzler to lose control of any part of his body that has taken the form of a pizzle.

The origins of The Pizzler are unknown, though experts speculate that he evolved from a combination of mutagen, nanomachines, and Japanese tentacle porn. The Pizzler's name originates from the superhero "The Dazzler" from the popular comic book series the X-men.

It should be noted that term "pizzle" when used in reference to The Pizzler denotes any male phallus, not simply a bull's penis as the term is most often used. The reason for this is most likely because the word pizzle is inherently funny, and considered less vulgar than the word penis, enabling greater use in general speech and public places.

I'll get you some day The Pizzler! (unknown superhero)

The Pizzler by PizGiz January 15, 2008

Puzzler 

Noun describing a peron whose actions are regarded as confusing to others or alternatively someone who finds the actions of others confusing.

Lyle just ate a bar of soap. That dude is a puzzler.

Or

I don't understand what your saying, I am such a puzzler.

Puzzler by TheHefZA November 16, 2011

puzzler 

a really hard question

A: Who came first, the hen or the egg?
B: Quite of a puzzler, don't you think?

puzzler by CatchUp May 17, 2008

Puzzler’s Neck 

When you have been puzzling so hard that your neck begins to hurt. At this point you need to see a chiropractor.

Shannon: “Joe, we have been puzzling for so long my neck is hurting.”

Joe: “Uh oh, you got a classic case of Puzzler’s Neck. Time to see a chiropractor Shannon.”

Puzzler’s Neck by Broseph2891 November 20, 2021

The Puzzler

A nickname for the ex-Denver Broncos tight end, Jeb Putzier. An unstoppable force in Madden 06, his on-field performance has not lived up to his video-game dominance.

Another TD for "The Puzzler"!

Putzier is not that good in real life.

The Puzzler by puzzler-fan December 11, 2008

Pizzler 

Woman urinating while blowing man

A "Pizzler" is when a woman squats on the ground and urinates, she holds the legs of the man for balance as he stands in front of her and she blows him.

Pizzler by Sophie-John October 18, 2008