potato mic 

Said when someones microphone has a lot of background noise/echo or is low quality in videogames.

(team1)p1: hey dude

(team1)p2: who's this?

(random) p3: HEY G%^&*YS W---HAT'S U^%&-----P?

(team1)p1: god this guys mic sucks

(team1)p2: yeah, he's got a potato mic , lets kill him

potato mic by bobbeh billeh August 11, 2014

Michael Potato Head 

A Michael Potato Head is a closeted, chubby, bald and self-loathing potato who allegedly has ED problems. When it comes to being a two faced, Michael takes the cake. Michael Potato Head's biggest issue, is he LACKS a true sense of self. He tends to be delusional and an angry potato most of the time, which is likely a self-defense mechanism in order to cope. Michael Potato Head and the truth mix like oil and water. Michael Potato Head is such a douche, that any girl that has ever been duped into a relationship with the dope, ends up upgrading when they meet someone else.

Marie - One of these days I'm going to have the finances to get out of this horrible relationship with Michael Potato Head...get this, he actually borrows money from his mother, who he bad mouths all the time, to pay our landlord the rent, and all because he spends our money ment for rent on his marijuana, booze, and golfing habits!

Karen - The writing is on the wall, Marie, you need to dump Michael Potato Head and upgrade. It's bad enough your sex life is horrible, you shouldn't be broke too. What did we learn today?

Marie - I need to upgrade my situation, and ASAP. You're the best, Karen. :)

Michael Potato Head by DoYouLikeApples July 16, 2010

potatolicious 

A noun or verb. 1. A potato that is very delicious. 2. Something that is very potatoey. 3. Something amazing.

1. He is very potatolicious.
2. The taco was very potatolicious.
3. 'Potatolicious dude!' He told his friend after the friend burped.

potatolicious by PotatoliciousChick December 2, 2010

potatolicious 

1) a way to describe something that is extremely good.

2) a way to describe a piece of clothing that looks good on a person.

1) I won the lottery!! That is so potatolicious!!

2) That hat looks so potatolicious on you!

potatolicious by J Mizzle December 22, 2003

patatomic 

It is a word to describe a state of being, or to describe the physical attritubes of someone

I am not at all in the mood today. I am feelin' really Patatomic

Did you see the ass on that girl? That ass was Patatomic

patatomic by therealpatch July 26, 2011

Potatofication

The act of depriving a person or a group of people of their human qualities by treating them as cheap objects worth the price of a potato.

Syrian passport holders are experiencing potatofication on borders and airports.

Potatofication by Laila Webster January 7, 2020