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Potany is the science of growing cannabis.
Potanist are people who have mastered (ten or more years of dedicated study) this science and excel at cultivating medical grade, top-shelf cannabis for medicinal and recreational use. Aka Master Grower.

Many people claim to be potanists, but few of us really exist.
We are green unicorns, if you will.
Potany. Pete claims to be a potanist, but he does not possess the knowledge or skills or work ethic to call himself that. Giabella on the other hand is a true potanist and is known to many as the Queen of Green
potany by Giabella May 25, 2017
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Potaytay 

Potaytay means vagina in Phi.
Your Potaytay is smelly today.
Your Potaytay is so tight.
Hairy Potaytay.
Potaytay by Bulldog@meow November 9, 2018
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potany • Potacy • Potana • potang • potanist • potaty 3d • potay • Podany • polany • Potaby
Like a bonanza (a large amount of something desirable), but of marijuana or pot. Not to be confused with smoking pot with Tony Danza.

As heard on Pot and Kettle Podcast.
I am still high from last night's potanza. I think we gave Woodstock a run for its money.
Potanza by Cori and Laura June 1, 2021

Potangular 

having a more potato shaped head than the rest of the world.
mike "your head is shaped like a potato"
kelly "everyone's is"
mike "yeah, but yours is more POTANGULAR"
Potangular by Katie B... June 18, 2008

potangina 

a slang filipino word which means you're so beautiful today or you have a beautiful body/face
oh my god you're so potangina, I like that
potangina by the ugly faggot dead August 14, 2017

potayto tomahto 

Pronunciation:
/póteɪtoʊ təˈmɑ təʊ/

Definitions:
1. (idiomatic) Used to suggest that two apparently similar things are actually different from each other.

2. (idiomatic) Used to admit that there is a distinction between two close things when the speaker previously maintained there was no distinction.

Etymology:
Uses American English and British English pronunciations of the words potato and tomato. Adaptation of the interchangeable sayings, “potato potahto” and “tomayto tomahto.” Parodied allusion to George Gershwin's song "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off": "You like tomatoes (/təˈmeɪtoʊz/) and I like tomatoes (/təˈmɑ toʊz/)".

Synonyms:
tomayto potahto

Antonyms:
potayto potahto, tomayto tomahto, same difference
1. “What was in that burrito?”
“Aluminum foil”
“Wait... I asked what was ‘in’ it, not what was ‘on’ it.”
“Potayto tomahto”
potayto tomahto by Clinton Brink November 1, 2017
A human baby that physically resembles a potato.
"By joe, hes deffo a potaby"
Potaby by ali_3libras November 12, 2009
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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