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Porch Cramp
A painful
spasm
/
cramp
of the asshole that can cause you to
jump up
from the chair on your porch.
Riley jumped up from his chair spewing expletives, his butt cheeks
clenching
as a rather painful
porch cramp
affected
his asshole
.
by
T Bubala
November 28, 2011
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