Popped a roid

Bearing down so hard that there's blood in your poop due to rupturing a hemorrhoid
I was upstairs so long pushing out a turd that I popped a roid.
by Sweet Malachi August 15, 2015
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Pop a 'roid

Straining so hard as to create a hemorrhoid
Holy cow, I was laughing so hard, I felt like I was gonna pop a 'roid!
by Charlie Victor Echo March 17, 2021
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