Popped a roid

Bearing down so hard that there's blood in your poop due to rupturing a hemorrhoid

I was upstairs so long pushing out a turd that I popped a roid.

by Sweet Malachi September 22, 2015

Pop a 'roid

Straining so hard as to create a hemorrhoid

Holy cow, I was laughing so hard, I felt like I was gonna pop a 'roid!

by Charlie Victor Echo March 16, 2021