1. Blanket word describing the downfall of modern music.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.
American Idol is giving poportunity to so called 'artists' who would normally be relegated to coffee shops.
by Sizzor April 2, 2008
Get the Poportunity mug.The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
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One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.
by SWEDL January 19, 2008
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Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.
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Get the you gotta seize the opportunity mug.An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.
John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”
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Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”
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Get the opportunity cock mug.(poo·tu·ni·ty) that time of day when your body allows itself to relax and go poo. It is often missed for various reasons causing bloating and moodiness. Some individuals are lucky to have multiple pootunities within a 24-hour period. Others are limited to only one every few days.
I missed my pootunity this morning.
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