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poopsquad 

1. A name to call someone when it is not appropriate to use stronger language

2. In a parade, the people who follow the horses carrying a shovel and pushing a cart to hold the poop
1. Katie, I can't believe you did that! You are such a poopsquad!

2. Wow, if there's one job I wouldn't want, it would be to be on the poopsquad. That would stink!
poopsquad by Danielle K. January 8, 2009
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Poonsquabble 

Poonsquabble is a game played played those who are bored and happen to dislike Vagina. Alternating statements of increasing complexity, subtleness, general effect, and overall offenseivness are lobbed at your "Vopponent". This continues until you run out of funny, someone pees, or you walk to away to do something else.
Poonsquabbler A: "Your Vagina Smells" (the original insult)
Poonsquabbler B: "Aim for the Vagina Boys!!" (big points for subtle contextual clues).
Poonsquabbler A: "Ask the nice old Vagina in the blue hat if this is egg salad or tuna salad" (bonified physical reactions such as ralphing, breaking into hives, cold-sweats are big point winners.
Poonsquabbler B: "God himself wouldn't freak-nast that dried-up holocost mess of a Vagina."

Points are awarded by the circle of onlookers who have gathered at the corner once someone successfully engages another in a "demisquab", a short, under-the-breath statement and reply. Once the reply is confirmed, the PoonSiren is sounded and the game begins.

Poonsquabbling is associated with its sister game "ShaftShoving 4 Singles". That main title, plus the whole ShaftShoving Family: ShaftShoving Travel, ShaftShoving Barbie, and ShaftShoving TEEN have all remained best sellers.

Finally, A self-help/cook-book/home-butchering guide titled "ShovingShaft 4 One And Other Secrets of The Shoving Arts" is due out with a family version in 2009.

mexican poop squad 

a mexican poop squad is when you and a bunch of friends eat taco bell, and a few hours later when it hits your stomach hard, all of you go and poop at the same time
mexican poop squad by jmac2314 August 6, 2010

poopskudoodle 

1) A word to express frustration!!!

2) A delicious pastry made of melted chocolate inside a torte folded into the shape if a diaper.
O poopskudoodle!!!

That poopskudoodle was delicious.
poopskudoodle by NewsiesMario March 6, 2008

poopaqua 

the state of mind one gets at the climax of pooping.
Aw damn dude I was in a great state of poopaqua.

or

While in the state of poopaqua life just made since.
poopaqua by not jon or nathan January 24, 2010

poosquatch 

A vapor trail that follows you out of the bathroom after a nice long shit
Dude, don't bring that Poosquatch in here!!

Poopsquatch 

The shadowy figure that leaves behind pet droppings in your yard
You are sitting on your couch- you glance at your yard and see a shadowy figure shuffling and hesitating beyond your hedge. By the time you race outside to confront the trespasser... all that is left is a steaming mound of ...POOP! You have been victimized by the elusive Poopsquatch!
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