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poop tit 

A common occurance in drunken sexual encounters, the smearing of fecal matter on a womans bust, usually inadvertant, while attempting to dunk your nuts in her mouth. Usually associated with poor balance and easily avoided with a tactful dunking stance.
Ben- dude i really pooped shit up last night
Jack- what crappened?
Ben- I was trying to squat my nuts in my girl's sack hole, right? i fuckin lost my balance, fell back and gave her the ol' poop tit
Jack- aww dude

Ben- its fine she was into it.
poop tit by dickmaster69 January 7, 2011
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Poop Titties 

When a guy takes a massive 12 pound shit on a chicks tits and proceeds to titty fuck her.
Dave was appalled after seeing he had given his girlfriend a steaming set of poop titties.
Poop Titties by poopanonymous March 25, 2009

poop tits 

That girl has poop tits.
poop tits by chance March 9, 2004

titty poop 

1) a scat job
2) an object of love
I love titty poop.
Oh, baby, please give me a titty poop.
titty poop by Mr. Nick May 2, 2006

pooptitious 

The act of feeling lowsy or not being in the mood to do something that would normally be fun; being in a poopy mood
I felt pooptitious, so I decided not to go into work.
pooptitious by KC Discenza December 12, 2008

pooptition 

a pooptition is a political poop user
johnny: bro did you see that bob became the new pooptition
ligma: what the fuck is a pooptition bitch
johnny: a political poop user you dumbass
ligma: fuck you
pooptition by ur kinda,,,, September 30, 2021
somthing to say when theres nothing else TO say. see also popadockerickle
WHAT THE FUCKIN' POOPTIT??
You are such a pooptit bekabear!
pooptit by marinaamyree March 6, 2008