An established set of rules and appropriate actions to be taken following a discharge of feces during anal intercourse. Usually decided at the moment of said discharge; clean-up is generally accepted to be the responsibility of the pooper. However, poopee must remain cool, calm and collected at all times to ensure the emotion stability of said pooper.
Ignatius: So we were fucking last night and all of a sudden he shits all over my dick!
Francine: Oh my god what were the poop politics of that situation?!
Francine: Oh my god what were the poop politics of that situation?!
by poopyprincess February 19, 2011
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"I'm sorry I'm late. I had to take a politician poop, and it took twenty minutes to flush it all down."
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