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The act of arriving at a location and immediately heading to the shitter and dropping a deuce whether small and dainty like that of a cat or large and gruesome like the dark lord satan himself is using your asshole as a portal into this world and then promptly leaving the premises never to return because what you did in that bathroom is probably against the Geneva Convention.
-"Wanna head over to that Kristen girl's house for that party?"
-"Can't bro. I totally did a poop and dash there last week."
by Maccadangdang July 15, 2017
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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