poo pauser

one who temporarily pauses the act of pooing as soon as another individual enters the bathroom, because they are self conscious of the farting or plopping noises they may make.
This usually results in the frustration of the second individual because they have to go but their presence is directly delaying the poo pausers pooing process. Known as poo pause syndrom or PPS

guy1: be right back gotta drop a deuce
guy2: aight
*guy1 comes back*
guy2: wow that was fast
guy1: friggin' poo pausers man, is there another washroom on this floor?

by Jim Shorts IV March 24, 2009

poopause

when you are in mid-sentence and have to stop to go poop because you are close to turtle head

I was explaining to my friends how my date went, gave a quirky face, grabbed my bum and ran to the bathroom, took a poopause, and when I came back, I continued the conversation exactly where I left off

by scubasteve19 January 5, 2018