poo cushion 

a poo cushion is a temporary toilet seat cover made from sheets of toilet paper and it is used when making a poo in a public toilet is unavoidable and you don't want to have to sit your bare bum on the seat.

that toilet was really unclean so I used a poo cushion to be safe

poo cushion by Patrick Bateman November 11, 2013

Poocussion 

Poo.cus.sion \pü-kə-shən\

When one incurs a concussion upon smelling feces and experiences moments of extreme and ambiguous disorientation (not to be confused with 'Poocushion')

Example One:
Thaddius - "Hey man, you weren't making any sense yesterday after you left the bathroom at Chili's"

Cam - "...oh no, I must have suffered a Poocussion"

Example Two:
After experiencing a severe case of Poocussion of the most seldom occurrence Frank stumbled around the apartment for the rest of the afternoon mumbling to himself.

Frank - "I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, aahh I'm gonna...gonna, gonna (sigh)"

Poocussion by Principal Midget December 13, 2010

Poopcushion 

The last pocket of air separating the poop from the anus.

Don’t fart away your poopcushion or you won’t be able to hold in your shit!

Poopcushion by Awayne8088 February 22, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004