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ponzifuck 

A ponzi scheme at the point it breaks down; the point at which one or more investors realize that the money they paid into an investment operation was used to pay off other investors.
1. John basically took from Peter to pay Paul; then he took from Janice to pay Peter, but the whole time he kept half the money for himself; now Peter and Janice are suing - the whole thing is a total ponzifuck!

2. Man, I got totally ponzifucked at that real estate seminar!
ponzifuck by kvtxzsvzxhktz August 18, 2008
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Ponzificate 

The process of winning new church members by indoctrinating additional recruiters and missionaries. Specifically (but not exclusively) for the Roman catholic church.
Go out my children and ponzificate.
Proselytize and ponzificate!
Those on the lowest tear of the ponzification pyramid are screwed - only those at the top go to heaven.
Ponzificate by Kai_F April 13, 2010

posifuckinglutely 

Variation of possilutely; Useful when the situation calls for something a bit more emphatic.
Speaker1: Does John Kerry suck ?
Speaker2: Posifuckinglutely !
posifuckinglutely by DCriddle November 2, 2004

Posifuckingtively 

similar to Absofuckinglutely, this compound word expresses the desire to communicate the fact that the user is extremely confident in what they are saying.
Kevin: Are you sure you want to Ahabing tonight?

Tyler: Of couse I do.

Kevin: Are you sure dude?

Tyler: Posifuckingtively!
Posifuckingtively by Joey Teeter December 18, 2008

Pontifuckate 

According to Italian media, the pope really pontifuckated on Sunday, March 2nd, 2014. He said, “If each one of us does not amass riches only for oneself, but half for the service of others, in this fuck (pause), in this case the providence of God will become visible through this gesture of solidarity.”

Ponzification 

Diversifying your ponzi investments to try spread your risk across more projects before they collapse
Micheal's worried his current ponzi scheme is collapsing imminently due to payment issues,so he's applying ponzification to split his risk to other scams
Ponzification by ScrewPonzis February 3, 2021

Ponyfucker 

a person who has sex with a small penis,unlike a horsefucker who has sex with a huge penis.
That girl cant take a penis, shes such a Ponyfucker.fucker
Ponyfucker by B-cubed0676 December 31, 2009