pontney 

An adjective to describe something uniquely funky yet classy and often bold. Usually used in terms of style, fashion, jewelry, etc.

The term originated after the stylings of the sisters Pontney, commonly known by their fans as M.Pont and SP.

That outfit is very pontney.

We need to find the most pontney looking jewelry!

pontney by ArthurMurray June 14, 2008

Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey 

A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.

We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?

Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey by Jeremy December 23, 2004

pentney 

someone who does all of the following:

1) pisses himself
2) was a douche last night
3) loves anal penetration
4) is bitter and clingy
5) reads this when i show him
6) lifts up girls' shirts when he dances with them
7) smells like BO
8) gets 0.5 GPA
9) bets someone he can go further with his own sister than they can with theirs
10) has beautifully glazed eyes I'm not gonna lie
11) loses city finals
12) has never won a dodgeball game
13) is still totally sweet

hot chick 1: oh shit that guy with beautiful eyes just lifted up my shirt after pissing himself
hot chick 2: ya and now hes pissing himself and passing out in your bed
hot chick 3: what a Pentney
hot chick 4: ya lets all hook up with him

pentney by levi sara riley curtis February 10, 2008

pountney 

a general insult for someone who acts very weird and says many weird things. is also a very energetic person.

You are such a pountney. Meaning: "you are crazy".

pountney by Pountney May 2, 2006

poutney 

when your waking off poutney come out all pale white.

(Man:1)Duudeee i jusstt poutneyed!
(Man:2)Sweet i want to poutney!

poutney by Lauren January 10, 2005

Ponaney 

In other words this is the stinkiest part of the mangina which all gay people like to lick. Especially ganigs.

Oh my god Jenna I was suckin this guy off and he had the stinkiest ponaney i had ever sucked.

Ponaney by Hughjass December 31, 2005

Pontey 

Variation of the word pony. Particularly polo ponies - not often used when referring to shetland ponies. Tall, athletic pony. Sleek. Macho vibes. Pronounced: POHNtee or pawntee depending on your preference.

Used to address a male that is regarded as cool. Can be a good thing or a bad thing depending on the context.
Has also become used similarly to "dude" in that the term is not only reserved for males. Anyone that fits the vibe might be called pontey.

My dad is so cool. He's top pontey.

I watch polo for the ponteys.

Hey pontey what's cookin'?

He bosses everyone around like he thinks he's top pontey.

Pontey by The Famous Mister Ed January 15, 2024