pompouf

An annoyingly flamboyant young man who dresses in only the softest silks and ruffliest ruffles whilst being the Universe's answer to the question that was never asked by anybody.

Christopher: Good Morning Paschal
Paschal: Good Morrow dear wretched peasant. Oh woe is me, I cannot rid my fist from the stench of my anus. Wouldst thou be so kind as to fetch me some bottled rose water? Of course your knowledge of rose waters is most surely to be insufficient. One must pick from the rosiest of roses , and boil with the choiciest of herbs and only the finest oils.

Christopher: Isn't your pompouf ass from Alabama?

by fratraphosb November 30, 2015

Mike Pompous Asshole

An already widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s third Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo.

Well that’s a big surprise, Mike Pompous Asshole is a proud member of the Impeachment Posse for the role he’s played in the recent intercontinental extortion attempt!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Pompounded

When you are over stimulated to a point in witch you can no longer function.

When I walked into bath and body works and got pompounded with the smell of candles

by Dumb high schooler April 23, 2019

Pompous Ass

A person who seems full of themselves and who grabs every opportunity to let others know of their feelings of superiority.

This professor sounds like a complete pompous ass. (See from time 3:00 of this recording: soundcloud dot com/kingston-university/music-at)

by Artressa September 3, 2011

pompous windbag

One who loves the sound of their own voice so much they have convinced themselves they actually know what they are talking about. They often take jobs which will allow them to talk and give them a captured audience, such as a Psychology teacher.

Dr. Nicodemus is such a pompous windbag. We could have learned everything he spent an hour talking about in five minutes. He sure does love the sound of his own voice.

by captive audience member March 3, 2010

Pompous Pep

"Pompous Pep," otherwise known as "Endangered Species," is a euphemism for the Vlad/Danny slash ships in the Danny Phantom fandom. Most ships have code names of this sort (Skulker/Danny is Callous Quarry; Walker/Danny is Jail Bait; Clockwork/Dan is Meddling Minutes) so as to make searching for stories with that pairing easier for fans.

For example, a lot of stories might have the words "Vlad" and "Danny" in the description, but more often than not those are father/son fics. Likewise, Skulker is always chasing Danny, and Dan is hardly ever seen without Clockwork right behind him. This is just a simple mechanism the fans created to simplify searching for their favorite pairings, though most fans would like to viciously strangle whoever came up with the sometimes less-than-appealing names.

Girl 1: I was reading some Pompous Pep the other day, and it was so cute! And Danny was TOTALLY trying to molest Vlad, and... o3o
Girl 2: Stop. Just stop. -__-
Girl 1: T^T

by SkulFetish May 11, 2008

pompous jackass

A pompous jackass is a person who is often enough bigger than they appear. They are full of themselves and at every opportunity will inform others of their position and the level of authority they have (or think they have). When in reality they are just merely an individual who has no common sense but find themselves to be superior to everyone else. Oh and they never take the blame when they mess up.

Hey have you met Erika?
Yea, she is being a real douche to her workers.
Oh yea, that's her...she is really just a pompous jackass that no ones likes.
I feel bad for her workers.
Don't worry, she has something coming her way.
(Leave laughing!)

by YouMessedWithTheWrongKid November 29, 2013