An annoyingly flamboyant young man who dresses in only the softest silks and ruffliest ruffles whilst being the Universe's answer to the question that was never asked by anybody.
Christopher: Good Morning Paschal
Paschal: Good Morrow dear wretched peasant. Oh woe is me, I cannot rid my fist from the stench of my anus. Wouldst thou be so kind as to fetch me some bottled rose water? Of course your knowledge of rose waters is most surely to be insufficient. One must pick from the rosiest of roses , and boil with the choiciest of herbs and only the finest oils.
Christopher: Isn't your pompouf ass from Alabama?
Paschal: Good Morrow dear wretched peasant. Oh woe is me, I cannot rid my fist from the stench of my anus. Wouldst thou be so kind as to fetch me some bottled rose water? Of course your knowledge of rose waters is most surely to be insufficient. One must pick from the rosiest of roses , and boil with the choiciest of herbs and only the finest oils.
Christopher: Isn't your pompouf ass from Alabama?
by fratraphosb October 11, 2015