noun. One of the many inhabitants of Florida Polytechnic University. They are particularly more repulsive, unsettling, and morbidly autistic than any other student. They get the name 'polycoon' from the similarities they share with the Procyon lotor (raccoon).
Look at that POLYCOON over there! Oh my god its following one of the girls, I feel so terrible for her.
by SUPER FINAL ULTIMATE September 15, 2016
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