Polish the Bishop 

To Jerk off, masturbate.

"When Ron is alone, he likes to polish the bishop"

Polish the Bishop by Ironmike2018 December 28, 2005

Polish the Bishop 

The act of fellatio. A blow job usually with an abundance of saliva or spit during the act.

I am gonna have a hooker polish the bishop tonight.

Polish the Bishop by Chris Hart July 1, 2005

polish the purple bishop 

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off

when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop

polish the purple bishop by [e-mail] November 21, 2007