Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Polackian 

A person that eats polish sausages, they don't speak english, they live off the canadian welfare system.
Your mom is a a welfare loving Polackian.
Polackian by Distractedlife February 14, 2007

polaskin superballs

A very large pair of balls, like what you would see on a large animal, such as a lion or a grizzly bear.
Did you see the polaskin superballs on that guy? It looked like he was smuggling baseballs in his pants!
polaskin superballs by bodomchild August 14, 2010

sp polician 

A troll typically found on web-browser based games, does not play for the game but to annoy other players; typically thought of as a low life
Yeah that SP Polician noob needs to rethink his life
sp polician by DefinitleynotNero October 14, 2017

polakian shower 

When you go to bed and you wake up in a pile of grease and call it a shower.
Instead of showering derek just slicked back his greasy hair and told his mom he took a polakian shower

Right Royal Placking 

To get the living bejesus beaten out out of you
The Spud copped a Right Royal Placking at the hands of the Convict
Right Royal Placking by Schlockywocky November 14, 2009

potakian 

A slang term used to describe a women's vagina. It originate's from the hit UK TV comedy 'Bo' Selecta!' and is suited to a generic European accent.

Also, if asked to show your 'potakian', a gesture is made with the mouth to show an inside view of a vagina being tongued ('licked out' etc). This is done by pinching the the top lip with one hand, and the bottom lip with the other. The top lip is then pulled up, the bottom down, and the tongue is then wiggled within the hole.
'Let me see your potakian!' (then followed by the mouth gesture)
potakian by Fruitmarsh July 13, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Load more