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Poko Poko is the art of training a peacock to violently peck at a human's private area. Poko Poko masters can simply shout "Poko poko!" and any peacocks within a 31 mile radius will immediately flock to the master and attack the intended target.
Peter: "Bertie I HATE YOU!!!"
Bertie: "Poko poko!"

*fourteen peacocks appear and peck Peter. Peter required 16 stitches and a new arm*

by Lee Price May 08, 2008
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