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infinity plus four 

Infinity plus four was discovered by a genius, though his name is unknown. This genius mathematician first stumbled this formula while lurking around on this very website. First he saw the definition for infinity plus one, then plus two, then plus three... but it stopped there. He thought to himself... what if? What if there was an infinity plus 4? And thus this equation was born. It is the highest number known to man. Anything higher would make your brain implode.
or would it...?!?
Stupid: I'm so much better than you at this game.
Stupider: NO! I'm like, infinity plus one times better than you.
Stupidest: Whatever you losers, I'm infinity plus four times better than both of you combined.
*gasp*
Genius: Actually. I am the greatest, for I am infinity plus 4 times greater than all of you.
*bigger gasp*

Two plus two is four, minus one that's three 

teacher I know quick maths, Two plus two is four, minus one that's three

Two plus two is four minus one that’s three 

A highly metaphorical phrase by the poet and historian Michael Dapaah in the song “Man’s Not Hot” which speaks out against anti-intellectualism, deems math to be a discovery and not creation of humans, and communicates that human opinions themselves are means of self-preservation and coping with pain. But, as Michael Dapaah notes, “metaphorical truths exist to facilitate moral living, not comfortable living. A mathematical fact is a literal truth, and if 2+2=5 ever becomes a metaphorical truth in a society—remember cultural relativism—knowledge becomes not only a means of power but a vessel of revolution.”
Dude 1:...
Dude 2: Two plus two is four minus one that’s three quick maths. Everyday man’s on the block. Smoke trees...

minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a 

the quadratic equation congrats for knowing it
minus b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four a c all over two a
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026