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Chicken in your plughole 

The foul feeling when you drop the soap and end up cock-a-doodle doing as it feels like your laying an egg. Often in relation to cellmates.
Inmate 1: oh look I dropped the soap
Inmate 2: here’s my chance!
BAM
Inmate 2: Chicken in your plughole!!!

Rusty plughole 

An anus that after a shoddy wipe is still covered in a thin smear of quick drying faecal matter.
Billy spent all day at work feeling rather self-conscious after his poorly executed morning evacuation had left him with a rusty plughole.
Rusty plughole by dreddjay February 21, 2015