Plerf

Plerf is a Shlomp without Knert.

Often confused with Derft.
Dude1: Hey, my Plerf is finally hatching!
Dude2: STFU! you don't even know how to Blert!
by Plerfuser June 29, 2018
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Plerfed

Plerfed is the uncomfortable feeling you get sitting on a warm seat that someone has just vacated.
He got up & I took his seat and was instantly plerfed!
by The Word Dreamery November 20, 2020
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