plegend

n.
1.
a. An unverified story handed down from earlier times, especially one popularly believed to be historical, that involves either copious quantities of alcohol and/or a rather ridiculous anecdote about how the storytellers cousin fell down 6 flights of stairs and landed with his cock in Chantelle from BB mouth.

A plegend is is often un-codified, and past on through word of mouth, often by burly men who are under the influence

2.
a. a man or woman, who whilst acting like a complete pleb, manage to make history, thus becoming 'plegendary'.

" Mate do you remember Ned, you know, the one with the birthmark under his chin, well this girl he was shagging, she knows my cousin, and my cousin says that she told him, that once on the way back from the pub, he scaled some scafolding, no joke 40 ft up he was, then she clambered up as well, and they had sex up there, but the house next door thought people were breaking onto the site so called the police! Police cars, riot van, helicopter, the lot. No word of a lie, he got caught up there, under a police helicopter spotlight, rogering his missus, that man is an absolut plegend "

by harrietknowsyourmum April 7, 2009

pledgend

Noun: Pledgend. An individual who is pledging for a fraternnal organization, most commonly found on college campuses in the United States and some provinces of Canada, who demonstrates actions that go above and beyond exemplary. This individual, should they be deemed a pledgend, is assured a place in the Brotherhood he aspires to become a part of as his actions become not only historically significant, but in time, legend. His actions can often also be referred to as remarkable, surreal, ballsy or simply and most commonly, unheard of.

"I heard about your 2 hour and 12 minute keg-stand man, you pledgend!"

"Son, back in my day I was a straight pledgend, didn't sleep for 116 hours because of a stake out sting operation outside of a Walgreens."

by Waldo4 March 23, 2010

peegender

peegender is a kingender where you kin pee, you can use pee/peeself, pees/peeonme, p!ss/p!ss,/pee/it. not many people support it or use it

hey look at pee! isnt p!ss so pretty? pees peegender!

by sendmefeetpicpls May 4, 2022

zelfmoord plegen

kill yourself in dutch

zelfmoord plegen!

by globalwtf January 19, 2021

Plebend

Similar to Pleb, Bellend. One who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete titface out of themselves in public however they are arses (or bellends) about it as they cannot laugh at themselves because of their ego. This often causes anger and disruption between groups of friends and Plebends can soon become outcasts or are bitched about if they do not change their ways.

The boys were discussing how Sheeraz was being a plebend earlier after running into the wall then having a go at Vikram who Sheeraz blamed because he 'thought they were racing'.

by SuperDuperPooperTrooper April 21, 2009

C-Y-P legend

C-Y-P refers to Cypress, a suburb of Houston, Texas. A C-Y-P legend is a person, normally an underachieving overweight male, that is born, raised, educated, and works in Cypress. Even if said idler graduates from high school, any post secondary education is out of the question. NOTE: most common ocupations for C-Y-P legends include: janitors, custodians, trashmen, or anyone else that cleans up shit. average income per legend: 12.4 G's/year.

That drop out is a potential C-Y-P legend.

by G Newman April 8, 2006

pregendertend

Pretending to be the opposite sex to get into gender specific events.

Hey man, there's a free women's only TRX class at Peak Experiences.....let's pregendertend and get in free!

by Pure Luck April 11, 2011