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playmama 

A playmama is a role model/mother replacement when one's mother is not around. Or something like that. There are several rules/guidelines to being a playmama:

1. Someone else has to ask for one's playdaughter, when asking for a playmama. A playdaughter can never ask directly.
2. The playmamas must sleep in the rooms of their playdughters.
3. One has to give them hugs whenever they are requested.
4. One has to smile. Constantly. If one does not smile, one runs the risk of the playdaughter jumping off a bridge, or ledge, or other very high object.
5. Not only does one have to smile (in general), but one must also smile for the camera. Whenever needed.
6. One must give their phone number to their playdaughter(s).
7. A playmama can have an unlimited number of playdaughters, and a playdaughter can have an unlimited amount of playmamas as well.
8. If one's playdaughter has a playdauhter, one becomes a playgrandma.
9. One cannot ask for a playdaughter.
Girl 1: Okay, how am I going to do this... will you be <Girl 2's> playmama?
Playmama: Umm... okay?
Girl 2/Playdaughter: HEY PLAYMAMA.
playmama by Not Ashley June 29, 2008
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PlayaMadeDai 

PlayaMadeDai is a young man who’s PlayaMade and people often think he has “hoes” because of his name(which is not true).PlayaMadeDai is the creator of “PlayaMade”. PlayaMadeDai is a sexy young man, very intelligent, athletic, hated on a lot, and LOYAL.

AMOSC: PlayaMadeDai
PlayaMadeDai really a real nigga 🅿️ Way or no way ‼️
PlayaMadeDai by PlayaMadeDai November 29, 2018

PlasmaMasterDon 

PlasmaMasterDon may look like an wholesome old man at first, but if you actually do some research about him you can find that he is mentally ill which is why he was in mental asylum most of his life. He was actually released because he was as they said ''too old to cause any trouble'' which proved to be a mistake because he is a pedophile.
Hey dude, have you seen that creepy old man on YouTube named, PlasmaMasterDon?

PlasmaMasterDon 

A seemingly wholesome youtube that covers songs and shows off videos of his life, until you look into it and find out that in 2019 he became a registered sex offender after having forced sexual contact with a young boy.
PlasmaMasterDon? You mean that guy we all thought was wholesome until it came out that he is an offending pedophile?
PlasmaMasterDon by Radicalized Cat December 11, 2020

PlasmaMasterDon 

PlasmaMasterDon may look like an wholesome old man at first, but if you actually do some research about him you can find that he is mentally ill which is why he was in mental asylum most of his life. He was actually released because he was as they said ''too old to cause any trouble''
do you know PlasmaMasterDon?
Yeah man you mean that creepy old man from youtube ?
PlasmaMasterDon by Ristuc123 September 20, 2020

PlasmaMasterDon 

The guy who promises to give you free candy if you go inside his van.
PlasmaMasterDon: I want to do a cover of the sex offender shuffle.

The FBI: I don't think so, buster!!!
PlasmaMasterDon by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

Platinum Playmakas 

A man making money and traveling the world startin at a young age.

Also a record label Originated in Indianapolis by freshduzit
That n*gga ain’t no ordinary prouducer , he’s with the platinum playmakas
Platinum Playmakas by WOP$hitt July 18, 2022