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Triple "P" Plan 

Pu*** Pause Plan, noun:
1.a temporary plan put in place by the female in a relationship towards her companion.
2. If you ain't getting no "booty," you are most likely on this plan.

Reasons for Triple "P" Plan Enforcement-

Caused either by forced seperation (business trip/deployment) or voluntary seperation (receiver of the booty fails to meet relationship requirements).

This plan can be started without any prior notice to an individual.
Damn, I am on the Triple "P" Plan!
Triple "P" Plan by Rod April 6, 2004

Plan L-M-N-O-P 

Every girl has a back-up plan, a plan B, or even plan C when trying to get laid. Some girls have a longer list that go all the way to L-M-N-O-P (like mine).

The "L-M-N-O-P's" are your last resort. He doesn't care that your stumbling and slurring your speech. He doesn't care that you have been dancing with other guys all night. He doesn't care that you haven't shaved your legs. He is the guy that will take you as you are no matter what just to get a shot at you. They lower their standards for you because you are drunk, they will probably never have a shot at you again, or the times they had you they really liked the cookie. But you lower your standards because they aren't attractive, you haven't found anyone better, or the last time you guys hooked up he didn't lay it down. The LMNOP's are an option that you just don't take.

My advice, just go home.
aimee: i need a quickie tonight

ashlee: why dont you call johnny over?

aimee: he was super lame last time we hooked up

ashlee: oh so he's your plan B now?

aimee: nah, more like a Plan L-M-N-O-P. Ya know, i'm really tired..maybe I should just go home alone tonight
Plan L-M-N-O-P by Good Girlz Gone Bad September 11, 2011
The game where a group of people indulge in the activity of planing an event such as a trip only for it to get cancelled due to the drama of a frog.
Lets play plan-plan for a trip in the vacations
Plan-Plan by Oligopoly. June 26, 2017

plan pervert 

Someone who spends a lot of time looking at plans/designs/blueprints.

A plan enthusiast.
Warren the plan pervert spends all day looking at plans.

plan b pill 

The greatest pill that has ever looked lived. If your condom breaks or if you don't believe in condoms, no worries! Just pop one of these pills in your girl and fuck away with no regrets!
Oh shit, the condom broke! Good thing I bought that plan b pill though.
plan b pill by Hol-ee Fukman August 14, 2017

Plan the parade 

An expression used in sports when a team makes positive trades or acquires players which make the team a championship contender. The parade in reference refers to the Stanley Cup parade through Toronto that was planned after the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NHL acquired star forward Phil Kessel.

The phrase is often used sarcastically.
"Leafs have clinched a playoff spot!"
"Don't plan the parade yet"
Plan the parade by Fixing May 5, 2017